I Am Steven He (Failure)

Welcome to the website of Steven He: actor, comedian, and failure :(

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ALONE

I have no friends. Period.

GRADES

I got a B+ in my last math exam, I'm useless. See this icon, I don't even know what it means. F***ing ridiculous.

CAREER

I wanted to be a YouTuber. I'm Asian, why did I become a YouTuber? I'm meant to be a doctor, or a lawyer, or a... well, thats about it. But still, I'm Asian!

ERM

Wow, I'm that much of a waste of space that I couldn't even think of another way that I am a failure. I'm so useless.

Ways That I Am A Failure

A Day In The Life of A Failure

I wake up, my dad whoops me, my mother scolds me, I go to bed. The End.

Facts & Questions

How To Not Be A Failure

What Do I Do If I Suddenly Have The Urge To Become A YouTuber?

Let your parents know immediatly. They have to beat that sh*t out of you as fast as possible, idealy with a slipper or broom.

What If I Don't Understand Math?

Take your math book, and hit yourself with it. If you can't pick up the information through standard revision, then physical contact may force the knowledge through your skull into your head. Maybe.